(Source: naills-nandos-freak, via ablogaboutliferuiners)
- Louis: Did you ever see that article saying we were on a sex ban, by the way? That was funny.
- Zayn: Oh, that was funny.
- Louis: Ridiculous. Management, apparently, had banned us from sex. Like, what, do they just having someone watching us for 24 hours- "Hey! No!"
- Liam: I heard we have an electric thing that goes around here and if you go for it, you just *zappp*
people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person
(via nyawl)
“Dear Mr Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?”
“Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you’re joking”
(Source: hommos)
seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
(via gaylordlouis)
- Interviewer: Real or Rumor, Harry is playing Mick Jagger in a biopic?
- Harry: Rumor.
- Interviewer: Would you want to?
- Harry: I'm not a very good actor...
- Interviewer: Really?
- Harry: Did you see iCarly?
Times where Harry has looked delicious.
(Source: haroldsnipples, via vashappeninstyles)
